The anatomy of a 100 mile bike ride
by Jason Riffle
Mile 1: lets get this over with
Mile 20: this might not be too bad
Mile 50: half way!!!
Mile 60: man that was only 10 miles?
Mile 80: you think my garmin is working correctly with all these trees?
Mile 85: if I see one more hill!
Mile 90: wtf you mean that was only 5 miles?!?
Mile 95: I really don't give a shit about the last five miles
Mile 96: fml
Mile 97: FML
Mile 98: FMLMF!!!!
Mile 99: @$&&@)&$;$&&(;$&);$&)
Mile 100: that shit wasn't that bad....could of gone harder